So a midget walks into a bar



  • So a midget walks into a bar. The next man tripped over it.

    Bah-Dum-Che (drum sound)



  • A mushroom walks into a Bar. Bartender says "we don't serve your kind!"

    Mushroom says " why not? I'm a fungi."

    "Men will beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks." _MLK

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  • what's the most popular gay pickup line at a bar?

    "Excuse me sir, may I push your stool in?"


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